*Everyone is having breakfast. Tifanel is serving out the doughnuts, Kuja is drinking his tea, Laurenza is feeding baby Ana, Thorn is laying back on his chair, Lahrne is poking him, Li is stuffing his face, Lierlo is adjusting Smiley's hat, Bo is watching the others and Kitzie is playing with his ears.*
Kitzie: Pretty, pretty ears!
Bo: It's real nice of you guys to invite me over for breakfast.
Tifanel: Think nothin' of it!
Laurenza: You're always welcome to come over anytime, Bo, never forget that.
Bo: Okay, I won't.
Thorn: *To Lahrne* Son, it's hard for me to relax if you keep poking me.
Lahrne: *Stops* Sorry, Dad.
Lierlo: Hey guys, have you seen Mihako this morning?
Tifanel: She was in the kitchen the last time I saw her.
Lierlo: Well, I when I looked in there I couldn't find her.
Kuja: Maybe she went grocery shopping?
Lierlo: Again?
Kuja: Yeah, remember what happened last time?
Lierlo: Please don't remind us. She went eight times, nearly spent all our money AND the castle became a jungle of groceries!
Kuja: Oh don't worry, I won't. You did that already! *Sips his tea.*
Lierlo: Goddamnit!
Laurenza: You think she'll do that again?
Kuja: With Mihako anything's possible.
Li: It's a beautiful day and I don't think anythin' bad will happen.
Everyone: LI, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Suddenly the food flies off the table and lands into everyone's faces.*
Tifanel: *Starts strangling Li.* You idiot! You realise if you say that, somethin' bad does happen?!
Thorn: Enough! *Tifanel stops strangling Li.* Since this happened, we may as well find out what caused it.
Bo: My guess is that it's another evil spirit.
Laurenza: *Wiping Ana off* Yeah, it's all we ever get around here.
*Mihako walks in with a grocery bag.*
Mihako: *Puts bag down.* Friends? What has happened here?
Thorn: We got attacked by something.
Mihako: What could it be?
Laurenza: I don't know. We didn't see it.
Lahrne: I'll look for clues! *Turns into his dog form and sniffs around.*
Tifanel: We never get a break from this. *Draws his sword.* Alright you evil spectre, come out and fight!
Li: *Draws his sword.* Yeah, you're messin' with the great and powerful Li!
Mihako: Do not fear, friends! That was not an evil spirit. *Lahrne changes back.*
Kuja: Oh really, and what pray tell was it?
Mihako: That was Mr. Dishcloth!
Thorn: Who?
Mihako: Mr. Dishcloth.
Lierlo: *Jealous.* Is this someone I should know about?
Mihako: He is my best friend.
Laurenza: How come you never introduced us to him?
Mihako: Because he is shy. He helps me out in the kitchen.
Bo: Well, let's meet this friend of yours.
Mihako: Okay! *Starts looking for Mr. Dishcloth.* Mr. Dishcloth! Where are you?
Tifanel: *Withdraws his sword.* If this Dishcloth guy helps her out in the kitchen, how come I never saw him?
Lierlo: *Jealous.* Yeah and what is he doing with my girl?
Kuja: Aww, is Lierlo jealous?
Lierlo: Jealous?! I'm not jealous! I'm… Oh, leave me alone!
Kuja: Heheh…
Mihako: *From somewhere* There you are!
*Mihako comes back looking like she is holding someone's hand.*
Mihako: Friends, allow me to introduce you to my good friend, Mr. Dishcloth.
Laurenza: Where?
Mihako: Here. *Looks at nothing.*
*Everyone is weirded out.*
Kuja: Mihako, you're nuts!
Mihako: Big brother Kuja, what ever do you mean? I am not small and edible.
Thorn: Mihako, there's nothing there.
Mihako: Yes he is! He is standing next to me!
Kuja: *Sarcastically* Oh excuse our rudeness, Mr. Imaginary Friend!
Mihako: Mr. Dishcloth is not imaginary! He is just invisible!
Kuja: Look, this friend of yours does not exist!
Mihako: Yes he does!
Kuja: I'm telling you he's as fake as Santa Claus!
Kitzie: *Water works rising.* Santa is…
Lahrne: *The same.* …Not real?
*They both cry which makes Ana join in. Everyone glares at Kuja except for Mihako who doesn't know who Santa is.*
Kuja: What? They were gonna find out sooner or later.
Li: *Sniffs wiping away a tear.* Sorry, I've just got something in my eye.
Laurenza: *Hushes Ana.* If Mihako wants to have an invisible friend I respect that and so should you, Kuja. After all she's your sister.
Kuja: And as her brother I want her to face reality by convincing her that Mr. Towel…
Mihako: Dishcloth!
Kuja: Whatever, does not exist.
Mihako: He does!
Bo: If he does not exist then why did our breakfast fly into our faces?
Kuja: *Silently.* Shut up or I'll kill you.
Thorn: What kind of creature remains invisible?
Mihako: Invisibility is only one of his Magickal powers, he is a Gloopadink.
Tifanel: A what?
Mihako: A Gloopadink.
Laurenza: And what are they?
Mihako: They are a wonderful race of beings that live in Tempheure…
Kuja: Oh please…
Mihako: *Continuing* …And they grant wishes to all the boys and girls with Magickal powers of love, laughter and joy!
Kitzie & Lahrne: Can we see him? Can we see him? Can we see him? Can we see him?
Mihako: Of course! *Turns to the place where Mr. Dishcloth is apparently standing.* Mr. Dishcloth dooblywooblysnooplygoobly what I say, appear right away!
*Appearing next to Mihako is a huge, deformed, slime green care bear with a dirty dishcloth picture on his belly.*
Dishcloth: *Barney the Dinosaur voice.* Hello everybody!
Li: *Screams like a girl.*
*Everyone looks at him.*
Li: *A really gross sound comes from his pants and he blushes.* Oops I've soiled myself!
Tifanel: *Moves away from him.*
Dishcloth: *Lets out a goofy laugh.* You're so silly!
Bo: That thing…is your friend?
Mihako: That is correct, friend Bo.
Tifanel: And you'd think you wouldn't miss somethin' like that.
Laurenza: Thorn, when you went into the kitchen didn't you sense anything?
Thorn: Now that you mention it I did sense something, but it wasn't invisibility.
Dishcloth: *Goofy laugh.* That is another one of my super-dee-dooper powers! I can turn into anything I want!
Laurenza: Anything?
Dishcloth: Yeah! But there's only one thing in the whole kitchen I love turning into the most!
Kuja: A dishcloth?
Dishcloth: *Surprised.* How do you know?
Kuja: *Sarcastically.* Gee, I really don't know.
Lahrne: Mihako, can we play with him?
Mihako: Of course!
Lahrne: Yay!
Kitzie: *Jumps onto Mr. Dishcloth's head and plays with his ears.*
Dishcloth: *Goofy laugh.* That tickles!
Kitzie: *Jumps back down.* Not as nice as Bo's!
Bo: *Blushes.*
Dishcloth: Who wants a Gloopadink hug?
Li: Not me!
Dishcloth: Okay! *Gives Li a big hug.*
Li: Get off me!
*Scorn walks in.*
Scorn: Hi honey I'm…*Sees Mr. Dishcloth and Li and gets angry.*
Li: *Pulls himself away from Mr. Dishcloth.* Scorn, it wasn't what it looked like!
*Scorn starts beating up Li and everyone laughs, except for Lierlo who said…*
Lierlo: Mr. Dishcloth has got to go!

The End