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*The
next morning, in the dining hall, the gang are gathered for breakfast.
Tifanel is nursing his head while Kitzie is curled up in his lap,
whimpering slightly.*
Laurenza: Kitzie, what's wrong?
Kitzie: Bad dream...
Thorn: Did it... have a voice?
Kitzie: *Nods.* It... said lots of mean things.
Adrienne: Freaky, we must have had one of those shared dreams. I
had one too.
Thorn: I don't think they were dreams... I was wide-awake when I
heard that voice.
Adrienne: You heard something? You said you didn't!
Thorn: I didn't want to worry you, it was early in the morning,
I didn't want to wake everybody up and start a panic.
Kuja: Yes, a breakfast time panic is always much easier to deal
with.
Li: I didn't hear anythin' last night.
Laurenza: You were out cold.
Li: Right.
Lierlo: What did this voice say?
Kitzie: ...Don't wanna say.
Thorn: Just things we already know about my tendency to kill people.
Adrienne: Same here. Told me I shouldn't give up doing something
that I love for Thorn. Said I should keep killing.
Thorn: I'll bet it said the same thing to you, right Kitzie?
Kitzie: ...Said: 'You like the taste of human flesh, don't you?
You like to drink people's blood? Why should you fight off the urges
when you like it so much?'
Thorn: Oh my god...
Kitzie: *Cries.*
Tifanel: *Gives her a cuddle.*
Lierlo: That's awful.
Thorn: We need to get rid of this thing.
Ana: What is it?
Thorn: I don't know, maybe some kind of spirit.
Lierlo: Could be.
Ana: So, what do we do? Go around yelling 'Hey Mr. Crazy Voice Guy,
come out so we can exorcise you'?
Thorn: Exorcism... hmm. *Heads off into his room and comes back
a little later with a huge dusty book.*
Kuja: Gotta love research.
Thorn: I think there's a way. *Flips through the book.* ...Might
as well try... hmm. Damn. Needs to be done at night. I guess we've
got a bit of a wait.
Kitzie: *Sniffles.* I don't like him... We gonna get rid of him?
Thorn: *Smiles and nods.*
*Suddenly, without warning, there is a loud thud from somewhere
in the distance.*
Laurenza: What is it now?
Kuja: One mysterious event at a time, please.
Tifanel: Do you want me to go and check it out?
Laurenza: Please.
Tifanel: *Goes out the castle.*
Laurenza: ...Dramatic life
Thorn: Well, I suppose it beats absolutely nothing happening ever...
or does it?
Laurenza: I don't know which I'd rather have.
Li: Is your life always like this then, sis?
Laurenza: Pretty much.
Kuja: Okay, I'm thinking it's someone coming to murder us... or
the Crazy Voice Guy has called in backup and it's the Crazy Thud
Guy coming to off us all.
Tifanel: *Comes back in a few minutes later with another guy dressed
in a travelling cloak and hood.* ...That's definitely the problem.
It'd would've been dislodged in the crash, but I reckon I'll be
able to fix it and you'll be up and flyin' again in no time. Why
don't you hang here while I fix it?
Stranger: No, I don't want to impose. I'll go check into the hotel
in the village.
Tifanel: They're not too fond of strangers in Dalin.
Kuja: What's the point in having a hotel, then?
Tifanel: It won't take too long. I'm sure Laurenza won't mind you
sticking around until it's done.
Laurenza: Hmm, I guess it'll be okay. ... Unless you're here to
kill us.
Stranger: What? No, no. I wouldn't...
Laurenza: Sorry, I didn't mean to... We were just having a weird
conversation.
Allen: Where are my manners? Allow me to introduce myself. *Pulls
down his hood. He has mid-length very dark brown, going on black
hair, deep green eyes and cat ears. He is very handsome.* My name
is Allen. Allen Foehn.
Adrienne: Allen
Allen: *Turns to Adrienne, as if he has only just noticed her, and
eyes her with certain dislike.* Oh, hello Adrienne.
Adrienne: How did you get to this time zone?
Allen: What do you mean?
Adrienne: Never mind
*To herself.* Oops. Did I leave a rift
between our two time zones?
Allen: *Turns back to Laurenza.* I don't want to be any trouble.
I'll just sit here quietly until my ship is fixed.
Laurenza: *Is staring at Allen, slightly open-mouthed.* ...Oh! It's
no problem, really.
*Thorn glances at Allen with a displeased expression and then flicks
through his book, absent-mindedly.*
Kuja: Honestly Laurenza, anyone would think you've never seen a
man before.
Laurenza: *Blushes slightly.* Yes... well...
Tifanel: I'll go get my big box o' tools and take a look at your
ship, Allen. *Walks off.*
Laurenza: What made you crash, anyway?
Allen: I'm not really sure. It probably was engine failure or something.
I'm no expert in ship mechanics.
Kuja: I didn't think Tifanel was either, but here he is, offering
to fix it for you...
Allen: This is a very nice place you've got here, miss... Laurenza,
was it?
Laurenza: Thank you, this castle has been in my family's possession
for quite a long time.
Allen: You would be royalty, then?
Laurenza: *Nods.*
Allen: *Bows.* Your majesty.
Laurenza: Oh, there's no need for formalities. I've kinda outgrown
them. Let me introduce you to my friends.
Kuja: *Suddenly, harshly.* I'm Kuja, her boyfriend.
*Thorn looks up and smiles at Kuja.*
Laurenza: *Points out the others.* My brother, Li. Tifanel, he's
the one who's gone out to fix your ship. My daughter, Ana. This
is Kitzie; and Lierlo, our resident ghost. That's Thorn and his
girlfriend Adrienne.
Allen: I know Adrienne. Nice to meet you all.
*The others greet him.*
Allen: I'm a travelling musician from the planet Felax. I play the
flute. *He produces his instrument. It is long, smooth and shiny,
and highly decorated.*
Laurenza: Nice instrument.
Kuja: *Elbows her.*
Allen: I specialise in Magickal music. There is a lot of ancient
Magick to be found in music. Music can have the power to soothe
tortured souls, ward away evil spirits and many other things.
Kitzie: Play us a song!
Allen: *Looks to the others.* Do you mind?
Laurenza: Go ahead.
Allen: *Puts the flute to his lips and pipes up a soft, sweet, flowing
tune. After a minute or so, he stops playing.* It's still a work
in progress. It's not very good...
Lierlo: I thought it was quite nice.
Allen: Thank you.
Tifanel: *Comes back in, thick, black oil smeared all over him.*
Uh, I think I underestimated the severity of the problem. It might
take a little bit longer than a couple of hours... *Grins foolishly.*
Kuja: *Sighs.* We've got lots of spare rooms upstairs if you'd like
to take your stuff up...
Allen: You don't have to take me in. I'll be all right.
Laurenza: It's no problem. Come on, I'll show you around. *She takes
him upstairs.*
Adrienne: ...Totally ignored me... like I was a complete stranger.
Thorn: Well, I did to him. It was... unfair of me.
Adrienne: Haven't seen him in nearly four years and he hardly talks.
Thorn: *Gets up and goes to Adrienne.* Hey, it's all right.
Adrienne: The nerve of that guy! I'm going to give him a piece of
my mind. *Marches off.*
Kuja: How fast can you fix that ship of his, Tifanel?
Tifanel: Uh... Might take a while...
Kuja: *Ignites some fire between his fingers and points it at Tifanel.*
How fast can you fix that ship of his, Tifanel?
Tifanel: As fast as I can! *He goes back out to it.*
Kuja: Thorn... This Allen guy just turns up and steals the attention
of both our girls. He won't get away with that.
Thorn: *Looks down and shakes his head.* I don't want to cause any
trouble.
Kuja: Yeah, I guess I shouldn't either. My relationship with Laurenza
at the moment is ropey enough.
Thorn: The best thing you can do is respect Allen, that'll make
Laurenza respect you more.
Kuja: You're right.
*Later.
Allen is exploring the castle, whistling his song. Kitzie comes
up behind him.*
Kitzie: *Jumps on his back and grabs his ears.* Ears!
Allen: Ahh! I know they're soft and fuzzy, but please let go!
Kitzie: Soft and fuzzy! Soft and fuzzy! Like mine! Like mine!
Allen: You're hurting me...
Adrienne: Let go of his ears, Kitzie.
*Adrienne comes up behind them.*
Kitzie: Aww... okay. *Jumps off him.*
Adrienne: Allen Foehn! It's been nearly four years. Aren't you going
to say anything to me?
Allen: Anything.
Adrienne: Don't be like that!
Allen: It has not been nearly four years. You're exaggerating.
Adrienne: It doesn't matter if it has or hasn't. It's still been
a long time. Don't you want to catch up?
Allen: I don't. I don't want to get involved with you again. I've
moved on, you've moved on.
Adrienne: You've got a new girlfriend?
Allen: No, no. I meant I've moved on with my career...
Adrienne: Your stupid music
Allen: But you've got a boyfriend. Go to him and leave me alone.
Adrienne: Fine. If you hate me that much, I will. *Walks off.*
Kitzie: Grown ups... *Shakes her head.* Ears! *Jumps back on Allen.*
*Adrienne
is walking through the corridors, slightly angry, towards the stairs.
On the way she bumps into Li and Tifanel.*
Li: I just found the present you got me. Blonde hair dye?! It's
natural!
Tifanel: Sure it is.
Adrienne: Did you find yours, Tiffy?
Tifanel: I'm just opening it now. *Takes out of a bag a six pack
of beer.* This... is... the... best... gift... ever!
Adrienne: Well, I'm glad you like it! *Marches up the stairs and
goes into Thorn's room. She slams the door.*
Thorn: Adrienne? Is something wrong?
Adrienne: He doesn't want to talk to me.
Thorn: Allen?
Adrienne: Yeah. Said he doesn't want to get involved with me again.
Said he's moved on. All I wanted to do was talk to him!
Thorn: Well, are there any important things you need to tell him?
Adrienne: No, I just wanted to... know why...
Thorn: I see. Well, maybe he's not comfortable talking about it
Adrienne: I haven't spoken to him since he dumped me... He never
told me why... He just... left!
Thorn: Hey, he'll be gone soon. You don't need to worry about him.
You have a new life now, and so does he.
Adrienne: Yeah, I know, Candy Cane. *Clings to Thorn.* But I just
wish he'd just tell me what I did wrong.
Thorn: You don't know it was something you did wrong.
Adrienne: Yeah... Maybe he found someone else? But he said he didn't
have a new girlfriend.
Thorn: Does it matter?
Adrienne: No, it doesn't. I hope he goes away as soon as possible.
Thorn: Well, Kuja persuaded
Tifanel to get his ship up and running as soon as possible,
so I don't think he will be here long.
Adrienne: I saw Tiffy a few minutes ago. He wasn't working on Allen's
ship.
Thorn: Why not?
Adrienne: I don't know. Let's go ask him.
*Adrienne
and Thorn go downstairs and they are met by Tifanel.*
Tifanel: Ooh, don't go in the main chamber. Laurenza and Kuja are
having a shouting match...
Thorn: Why?
Tifanel: Something about Allen, I think.
*Shouts from the main chamber can be heard.*
Adrienne: Why aren't you working on Allen's ship?
Tifanel: I need my big wrench and it's gone walkabouts.
Adrienne: Then why don't you go look for it?
Tifanel: Eeesh, you guys are like slave drivers. I offer to help
someone out and I'm forced to get it done yesterday.
Thorn: If he's making Kuja and Laurenza argue, then I think he should
be gone as soon as possible.
Tifanel: Have you actually spoken to the guy? He's so nice he could
give Lierlo a run for his money. He's not doing anythin' wrong.
So I don't know what you lot have against him.
Thorn: Because he's making people worry and argue.
Tifanel: Just by being here?
Thorn: *Looks over to the main chamber.* It would seem so.
Tifanel: Maybe if people just ignored him, he wouldn't be a problem.
Thorn: Maybe.
Tifanel: Because he's not the problem. Everyone else is. I'll go
look for that wrench, shall I? *He walks off.*
Adrienne: Why did Tiffy stick up for Allen so much? Ooh, when's
the wedding?
Thorn: I don't know.
*Laurenza comes out of the main chamber with a very uncomfortable
looking Allen in tow.*
Allen: Really, you don't have to.
Laurenza: I want to.
Adrienne: Laurenza, what was all the shouting about?
Laurenza: Kuja being a jealous, paranoid git. Allen wanted to look
around Dalin. I offered to give him a tour and Kuja got a little
upset.
Allen: I didn't mean to cause any trouble.
Laurenza: It's not your fault. He's so possessive sometimes.
*The two of them leave the castle. Thorn goes into the main chamber
to look for Kuja, who is pacing around, looking absolutely livid.*
Thorn: Kuja...
Kuja: *Snappily.* What is it?
Thorn: Don't get angry 'cos of that idiot.
Kuja: A bit late for that now, isn't it?
Thorn: Hmm... I see he hasn't put his spell on you then?
Kuja: What do you mean?
Thorn: Ahh,
nothing. It's just
doesn't it seem a bit... Pied Piper
of Hamlin to you? He comes, plays a song and now Tifanel and
Laurenza are going around licking his shoes... Well, not literally.
Kuja: Now that's a thought. Maybe that's what's going on! He's some...
woman-seducing thing... what do you call it? An Incubus, or something?
Nah, I don't think he's a Demon. It probably is his music.
Thorn: Or maybe... we're just jealous, because he's getting both
our girlfriend's attention.
Kuja: No. There's definitely something sinister about him. When
he gets back, let's give him the third degree. *Sits down.* I'm
gonna wait here till they return.
Thorn: Yeah, me too. *Sits down.*
Kuja: Haven't you got anything better to do?
Thorn: I've prepared the spell for tonight. But I probably won't
be doing it. Laurenza will probably just get our new Pied Piper
to do it.
Kuja: Oh, the Evil Ominous Voice in the Air. I forgot about that.
Thorn: You wouldn't have forgotten if you'd heard it, I can tell
you.
Kuja: Come to think of it, no one's heard it all day. Maybe it's
the Evil Ominous Voice in the Air Which Only Happens at Night.
Thorn: Well, that's convenient. My spell can only work at night.
Kuja: Gotta love coincidences.
Thorn: *Nods.*
*Laurenza
and Allen didn't return until the evening. By this time, Kuja is
beyond angry. The castle doors open, and Allen and Laurenza walk
in.*
Kuja: *In a fury.* Do you know what time it is? Where have you been?!
Laurenza: *Laughs and speaks in a calm voice.* You're not my father,
Kuja.
Kuja: But I am your boyfriend, or have you forgotten that?
Laurenza: *Raises her voice
a little.* Oh for goodness sake, Kuja. Stop being so jealous! He's
a friend. Or am I not allowed to have friends? Am I not allowed
to go out with friends?
Allen: *Looking slightly distressed.* I... I'll go to my room.
Kuja: You're not going anywhere, buddy. We've got a few questions
for you.
Laurenza: *Sighs.* Leave him alone Kuja. He hasn't done anything
wrong.
Kuja: Why were you out so late?
Laurenza: Because we went to a lot of different places! You're just
being ridiculous now, Kuja! Allen, you can go to your room if you
want. *She walks off.*
*Allen starts to go but Kuja grabs him by the collar.*
Kuja: Hello, little piper. Will you answer our questions for us?
Allen: I'm a flute player...
Thorn: The flute is a pipe... technically.
Allen: I suppose so.
Kuja: What have you done to our friends? Our girlfriends?
Allen: Nothing! Please let me go.
Kuja: Not until I've got an
answer out of you! Constrict! *Throws him down and binds
him with Magickal ropes.*
Thorn: Nice one.
Allen: I haven't done anything, I wouldn't!
Kuja: *His eyes are shining with malice.* That's what they all say!
*Clicks his fingers and the binds shock Allen.*
Allen: *Cries out.*
Thorn: Kuja, that's enough, let him go.
Kuja: But he... Fine. *Still shaking with anger, Kuja undoes the
binds from Allen.*
Allen: *Is quivering with fear.* I.. I... I didn't do anything...
Thorn: We're sorry. Kuja, what we have is only an assumption. Innocent
until proven guilty, yeah?
Kuja: What about the song?
Thorn: *Shakes his head.*
Kuja: The song you played! What did it do?
Allen: *His voice is high pitched and fearful.* It wards away evil
Spirits! That's all it does... that's all it does...
Thorn: Really? Well, we'll have to wait and see if it worked, won't
we?
Allen: *On the verge of tears.* I don't know! It's not finished...
I'm not a very good Magickal Musician! *Breaks down crying, and
hunches up against the wall, shaking and sobbing.*
Kuja: *Looks away.* Oh... maybe I went too far...
Thorn: Hey, Allen, get up, we're sorry.
Allen: P-please don't hurt me!
Kuja: I won't, Allen. I'm sorry.
Allen: *Gets up, though still shaking.*
Kuja: I shouldn't have done that to you, Allen, without the proper
evidence.
Allen: *Runs away from them and up the stairs.*
Thorn: He's probably going to tell Laurenza
Kuja: *His eyes flash malevolently again.* Of course, he'll go crying
to her and we'll be in big trouble ...
Thorn: Yeah, well. I better get started on that spell, or you'll
be told all this again by the Evil Ominous Voice in the Air Which
Only Happens at Night.
*Thorn
heads up to his room to get spell ingredients. Adrienne is in, there
slipping something down her top. When she hears the door opening,
she quickly pulls her coat around herself.*
Thorn: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were getting dressed.
Adrienne: N-no, it's okay.
Thorn: I just need to get spell ingredients for that exorcism.
Adrienne: Right, good, good. You do that. Good.
Thorn: Are you okay?
Adrienne: I'm fine!
Thorn: Okay. *Picks up a small box and heads outside the room.*
I'll give you some privacy. *Closes the door.*
Kuja: *Meets Thorn outside of his room.* Is that the stuff for the
exorcism?
Thorn: Yes. I might do it down in the main chamber, there's a lot
of space in there.
Kuja: I'm not sure how it all works. Does the Crazy Voice Guy have
to make himself known for it to work?
Thorn: Well, the spell should just rid the castle of anything evil
that hasn't got a form. Unfortunately, the only way to tell if it
worked is to... wait.
Kuja: *Scratches his head.* It's just because... Well I was thinking...
if Allen was telling the truth, and his music spell worked, this
guy might not be around tonight.
Thorn: Maybe not. But even if he had got rid of it, I still have
to try.
Kuja: Fair dues. Mind if I watch? I haven't got anything better
to do.
Thorn: Yeah, sure.
*They
go to the main chamber.*
Thorn: Right. *Opens his box and takes out a black candle, a bundle
of talismans, some plant cuttings and a box of matches.*
Kuja: This lot is all Greek to me. My spells normally draw on the
power within and don't require Magickal objects. So, what is this
stuff anyway?
Thorn: *Hold up the talismans.* Hmm... Scapulas, well, these protect
you from vengeful Spirits. Oh yeah, you better take one. *Hands
him one and then picks up the plant cuttings.* And this, Ruxweed,
when burnt in a room it stops ghosts coming in for a little while.
They're both essential. I can't have that thing popping in and disturbing
the spell.
Kuja: Righto.
Thorn: Okay... *Puts one of
the Scapulas round his neck and lights the Ruxweed. He then strikes
another match and lights his candle. He then starts to chant.* Circle
of life, circle of death, unholy being, be gone!* As the spell
is said, the candle burns brighter and brighter, and then extinguishes
with a wisp of smoke, as a slight wind blows through the hall.*
Kuja: Big on the flashy special effects, your spells.
*Thorn doesn't seem to hear him, his eyes are closed and he is slowly
swaying back and forth.*
Kuja: Thorn?
Thorn: *Takes a sharp intake of breath and snaps out of his trance.*
Huh? Oh... Kuja... Did it work?
Kuja: Well, I don't know. I haven't seen anything of Nasty Voicey.
Thorn: *Shakily gets up.*
Kuja: Are... you okay?
Thorn: Fine... I think I'll lie down for a... *His eyes roll and
he drops to the floor, unconscious.*
Kuja: Thorn! Thorn! Wake up!
*Snaps his fingers in front of his face.* Cascade Tunnel!
*Splashes some water on Thorn's face.*
*Thorn doesn't respond.*
Kuja: Looks like he'll be out for a while... *Throws some sparkles
over him and Thorn is teleported to his own bed.*
*The
next morning, most of the gang are assembled for breakfast as usual.*
Tifanel: Where's Thorn this morning? And Allen?
Kuja: Thorn performed an exorcism for the Voice last night, and
he's a little wiped.
Laurenza: Allen won't come out of his room. He's scared out of his
wits. Not only did Kuja attack him, he thought someone tried to
stab him in the middle of the night.
Adrienne: *Shifts uncomfortably in her seat.*
Laurenza: Kuja, later I want a little talk about your behaviour
last night.
Kuja: Yes, ma'am
*Later,
Allen seems to have summoned up the courage to come out of his room.
He is sat in a chamber playing his flute for Kitzie, Laurenza and
Tifanel.*
Allen: *Stops playing.* What do you think? Any better?
Laurenza: I think it is.
Allen: Tifanel, have you had any luck finding that wrench?
Tifanel: Um...
Kuja: *Walks into the room. His voice is a strange mix of triumph
and anger.* I've found it. *Holds it out in front of him.*
Tifanel: *Takes it.* Nice! Where was it?
Kuja: *His voice is now shaking a little.* You know, it's the strangest
thing... Under Laurenza's bed... How ever did it get there?!
Laurenza: What are you implying, Kuja?
Kuja: I'm implying, my dear Laurenza, that you purposely took Tifanel's
wrench and hid it from him, so that he couldn't work on Allen's
ship. Therefore, Allen has to stay longer...
Laurenza: *Laughs.* I didn't think you could get any more paranoid,
Kuja. But I was obviously wrong.
Tifanel: *Uses his wrench as a good excuse to leave the room.* Well,
I'll get back to it then
*The
scene switches to that night. A dark shape is seen moving around
the dimly lit upstairs corridors. It enters a room. There is a muffled
scream.*
*The
next morning... *
Tifanel: *Knocks
on Allen's door.* I was up all night working on it, but I managed
to get it done. *There is no response.* Allen? Yo, Allen! *He opens
the door and lets out a cry.* Oh my god! GUYS! Allen's been murdered!
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