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*Lierlo
looks around for the rest of the gang. He finds them playing Animal
Snap.*
Tifanel: I'm a world-renowned expert swordsman, respected by many
and feared by the rest and here I am playin' a game for ages 3 and
up.
Laurenza: Well, when our lives aren't being threatened and the world
isn't being destroyed, there isn't much else to do.
Thorn: Never a dull moment.
Lierlo: *Walks in.* Who's winning?
Tifanel: I think Thorn is, but I stopped paying attention a while
ago.
Kitzie: Where's Mihaky?
Lierlo: She went home.
Thorn: Well, I doubt we'll notice a difference. We didn't really
see her that much...
Tifanel: Yeah, you kept yourselves pretty well hidden up in your
room. *Does 'The Purr.' *
Lierlo: Will everyone stop teasing me? First Kuja and now you guys.
So what if she is my girlfriend? Am I not allowed to have a girlfriend?
Thorn: No, of course you are. And you shouldn't listen to anyone
who says otherwise, just tell them to... 'fudge off.'
Lierlo: *Smiles.* You're right. *Looks to Tifanel.* Fudge off.
Tifanel: *Laughs.*
Kuja: *Enters the room.* Ooh, you're playing snap? Why didn't you
invite me, I'd hate to miss out on a game. *Spots Lierlo.* Who's
going to be the best man?
Lierlo: Not you. Why don't you just grow up and stop it with the
immature jokes?
Kuja: Fine. Whatever.
Lierlo: Have there been any developments in the Ana situation?
Thorn: Well, we know that Adrienne is definitely going to show.
And when she does, I'm gonna trick her into believing I want to
join her, so I can see where their headquarters are.
Lierlo: Good thinking.
Tifanel: I hope she shows soon, we're running out of board games.
Kuja: I think I've got Monopoly up in my room somewhere.
Kitzie: Found it, played it.
Thorn: Stupid game... The only highlight is picking your characters
at the beginning...
Laurenza: Oh yes, Tifanel, you still owe me 200 for staying at my
hotel.
Kuja: Oh, sure you can go into my room without permission and rummage
around my closet. It's perfectly fine by me...
Kitzie: Thanks!
*A
few hours later, Lierlo is sat in his room. Lu appears via one of
his portals with a letter.*
Lierlo: Oh, I didn't expect for her to write so soon.
Lu: It's not from Mihako. It's from her brother, Yigo.
Lierlo: Really? *Takes the letter and reads it. His expression falters.*
Oh god...
Lu: What does it say?
Lierlo: *Screws the letter up tightly in his hand, and leaves the
room, tears forming in his eyes. He storms down the corridor, his
expression somewhere between anger and sadness.*
*Thorn comes round the corner and bumps into him. Lierlo wipes the
tears from his face.*
Thorn: Lierlo? Are you okay?
Lierlo: *His voice has a hard, rough edge to it.* Where's Kuja?
Thorn: I... don't know. Look, what's wrong?
Lierlo: *Tightens his fist around the letter.* There's something
I need to talk to him about. *Carries on looking for him.*
Thorn: *Sighs.* Guess I can't help anyone. *Continues walking.*
Lierlo: *Meets Kuja in one of the rooms.* I've been looking for
you.
Kuja: Lierlo, is there something the matter?
Lierlo: I've just had a letter from Yigo. He said if I ever talk
to Mihako ever again, he'd rip my head off.
Kuja: Hah, you're not going to listen to that stupid half-wit, are
you?
Lierlo: Wait, I haven't told you the best part yet. He told me that
I'm taking advantage of her, she hardly knows what love is and what
I'm doing is wrong. But, do you know what the main reason he doesn't
want me to be around her is? *His voice rises to a shout.* BECAUSE
I'M FRIENDS WITH YOU! Because any friend of Kuja's has got be to
evil, untrustworthy scum who will only try and hurt Mihako! *Lierlo
lunges at Kuja and punches him in the face again and again.* If
you hadn't been so goddamn evil! You bastard! You murderous bastard!
If you hadn't done all those terrible things on Yochi I could still
be with her!
Thorn: What's stopping you being with her now?
*Thorn has entered the room.*
Thorn: You're really gonna do what Yigo says?
Lierlo: *Drops Kuja.* I have no choice. He's stopping all my letters
and he's taking Mihako somewhere I can't find her.
Thorn: Say, if he's taking her somewhere I can locate with a location
spell, I don't think it would be hard to get her back for you.
Lierlo: He said that I won't be able to find her with Magick, and
if I ever do find her, he'd kill me.
Thorn: He'd have to come through me first.
Lierlo: Thank you Thorn, I do appreciate your concern. But if you
don't mind, I'm in the middle of beating the hell out of Kuja.
Thorn: *Picks up Kuja.* I don't think this is Kuja's fault. I think
this is Yigo's fault, but he's too far away for you to beat him
up.
Kuja: *Wipes the blood from his face.* Never thought he had it in
him...
Thorn: *Walks over to Lierlo and puts his hands on his shoulders.*
Calm down, okay?
Lierlo: *Looks thoroughly ashamed of himself.* I'm... so sorry,
Kuja. I... didn't mean to do that...
Kuja: Hey, don't worry about me. Maybe I'll make it someday as a
professional punching bag.
Thorn: Look, we're gonna get her back. They can't have gotten far.
That's why they used Luchianno: it's fast. They could be hiding
her in a cave or abandoned house. They don't have to take her anywhere
special. It's simple to put up a non-locatory force field.
Kuja: Yes, if we act quickly, we'll probably find the little git
and we could convince him that we're all very nice blokes.
Lierlo: ...
Kuja: Come on, Thorn. Is there something you can do? I mean, I don't
have a particularly good history for location spells...
Thorn: *Kneels down and waves
his hands in circles on the ground.* Reveal to me, let my mind
see
*The circle of ground starts to glow, and a liquidy
picture of Mihako and Yigo forms there.*
Kuja: *Squints at the picture* Can you see where they are?
Thorn: An abandoned chateau, I think. It doesn't matter anyway.
*He stands up and drops into the shimmering circle.*
Kuja: I didn't expect that
*He shrugs.* Oh well, when in Rome...
*Pushes Lierlo in and jumps in after.*
*They
land in front of the chateau, an old and run-down building somewhere
on Yochi.*
Kuja: So, what's the plan?
Lierlo: *Darkly.* We go in there and knock Yigo's lights out,
Kuja: Hey, I know he threatened to kill you and all, but Yigo's
all talk and no action, you understand? And anyway, aren't we trying
to prove that we're very nice blokes?
Lierlo: ...
Thorn: We're not always very nice blokes, though.
Kuja: I know, but
Lierlo: If we kill him, it will not matter. *Goes inside.*
Thorn: *To Kuja.* He's gonna get himself killed.
Kuja: *Rubs chin.* I dunno, he's got a pretty good right hook.
Thorn: He's facing a Necromancer.
Kuja: Probably several. We need to get in there.
*Thorn runs inside. Kuja follows.*
*Inside,
the place appears empty, all except Lierlo and Yigo. Yigo is standing
in front of a door.*
Yigo: Kuja...
Kuja: Yigo...
Yigo: You filthy scum! I can't believe you dared to show your face
in this world again!
Kuja: Please, can we save the pleasantries for later?
Yigo: I bet you've come here for Mihako, huh?
Kuja: No, I thought I'd just drop by and have a cup of tea with
my dear little brother. Of course that's what we're here for!
Yigo: I'm not gonna let you or your creepy friends anywhere near
her!
Thorn: The feeling is mutual.
Yigo: Are you implying that I have creepy friends?
Kuja: *Coughs.* Moron.
Thorn: Err.
yes. Anyway, you have no right to keep Mihako
and Lierlo apart.
Yigo: I have every right to! I don't want her mixing with anyone
who is in league with Kuja!
Kuja: Hello! That whole super villain thing I did, it's like so
2 years ago. Listen, I may not be the definition of nice guy, but
Lierlo is. He's so bloody nice sometimes I want to strangle him.
He wouldn't do anything that'd hurt Mihako, and that's the honest
truth.
Yigo: He's taking advantage of her. She doesn't know what love is!
Thorn: Love is natural, it's not learnt in a classroom. But whether
this is about love or not, it should still be up to Mihako to decide
whether she wants to be with Lierlo or stay with you.
Yigo: I'm not gonna risk giving her the choice, she'll only end
up getting hurt. You'll have to kill me before I let you see her.
Lierlo: *After standing silent for a while, speaks up.* Not a problem.
*Walks forward slowly and the floor on which he has just stepped
smoulders as if his shoes are fire-hot. He quickly lunges at Yigo
and promptly chokes the life out of him. He then tosses Yigo's limp
and lifeless body aside with no sign of remorse.* Done.
Thorn: Lierlo...?
Kuja: Whoa... Mr. Sunshine just snuffed my little brother... Talk
about unexpected.
Lierlo: *Approaches the door that Yigo was guarding and places his
hand on the lock. The lock melts and he kicks the door open, and
he walks into the next room.*
*In
the next room, Mihako is stood in front of a crowd of Necromancers.
The Necromancers are chanting something quietly. Lierlo steps towards
Mihako and she backs off quickly.*
Mihako: Stay back.
Kuja: Mihako, what's going on?
Mihako: Kuja, you are a bad man. *Her voice quivers a bit.* Yigo
told me... told me you destroyed Daichi. You destroyed the place
where we were created....
Kuja: Yes yes, I know. But we didn't come here for you to bully
me about my past, we're here to see how you feel about Lierlo.
Mihako: Yigo said...
Kuja: Forget what Yigo said!
What do you think, Mihako?
Mihako: *Seems to ignore his question.* Yigo said that any friend
of Kuja's would only try and hurt me, and that I should run away.
Yigo always knows what is best for me. He has had more experience
in the world.
Lierlo: ...Yigo is dead... I killed him.
Mihako: *Her eyes widen, but she says nothing. She turns to the
Necromancers, gives them a nod and they open a portal. She and the
Necromancers step though it. The portal closes and they are gone.*
Kuja: Lierlo...
Lierlo: I want to be alone.
*A wave of purple flames surround him and he is gone.*
Thorn: Lierlo
! Why did he have to go like that?
Kuja: I
don't know.
Wait, when did Lierlo regain his Magick? And purple
fire, no less
Thorn: Yes, very impressive
Kuja: Maybe we should head back to the castle, unless you like hanging
around in mouldy old dumps all day?
Thorn: Umm... yes, okay. I'm sure Lierlo will come back when he's
good and ready.
Kuja: Maybe I've got some third cousin or something that'll take
his mind off her.
*They teleport back to the castle.*
*They
arrive in front of Laurenza and she jumps at the sight of them appearing
suddenly.*
Laurenza: Whew! You'd think I'd be used to seeing things like this
by now, but people appearing suddenly still makes me jump
Thorn: Sorry.
Laurenza: It's okay. You're not the first person to do so today.
Lierlo manifested suddenly in a ball of flames and nearly scared
the life out of me. He stormed off to his room and locked the door
seemed awfully upset about something. Is he okay?
Thorn: Mihako has gone away, and I don't think she's coming back.
Laurenza: Oh, poor Lierlo. He must be heartbroken.
Thorn: I just don't know what we should do for him.
Kuja: How about the routine, 'get over it, there's plenty more fish
in the sea,' pep talk?
Laurenza: No one ever wants to hear that.
Thorn: Maybe... we should just leave him alone?
Kuja: Yeah, good point. I wouldn't want to go sticking my head in
his room, especially since he's in a my-family-killing mood.
Laurenza: What do you mean?
Kuja: Well, he kind of killed Yigo, you know, my brother. Not that
I care much. Actually, I appreciate it quite a lot.
Thorn: I always thought that Lierlo was the only one among us that
would never do anything that stupid.
Laurenza: Same here. Lierlo... kill someone? It's a surreal thought.
Thorn: Well, he did it. Sometimes we all do things others never
think we're capable of.
Kuja: I
still can't believe he did though. It'd be like Kitzie trying to
destroy the world.
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