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*Meanwhile,
a lion with red wings sprouting from its back is flying through
the clouds over Dalimoor. Resting on its back is Bo.*
Lion: So, these guys you know,
you really think they're gonna help us?
Bo: Well, Lenny, I helped them once.
Lenny: Bo, you helped saved
them from some uber-powerful dark Hell beast and now you think that
this Hell beast is gonna help us?
Bo: I trust him.
Lenny: Well, I trust you, so
I guess I trust him as well.
Bo: I just wish I could remember where Castle Medra is... It's gonna
take great power to pinpoint that place exactly, some really strong
location spell or amazing scientific...
Lenny: *Squints at the form
of Castle Medra rising beneath them.* Is that it?
*Bo and Lenny fly toward Dalimoor castle and land in front of it.*
Bo: Good work Len.
Lenny: It wasn't that hard to
spot
*They
knock on the door and Tifanel answers.*
Tifanel: Yello? Oh hey there
Bo, good to see ya. *Gestures to Lenny.* This a friend of yours?
Bo: Yes.
Lenny: I'm Lenny. *Holds out
his paw for Tifanel to shake it.*
Tifanel: *Shakes it.* Hi, I'm
Tifanel.
Lenny: *Nods.*
Tifanel: So what brings you
back to our humble world?
Bo: I'm afraid it's not a social
call. We need Thorn's help...
Tifanel: 'Save the world' kind
of help?
Bo: Is there ever any other
kind?
Lenny: From what I hear, he
saves it and destroys it...
Tifanel: Well, sorta. Thorn's
around the castle somewhere, I saw him earlier on.
Thorn: *Comes walking up behind
Tifanel.* Bo?
Bo: Thorn, it's nice to see
you again.
Lenny: *Kinda scared.* Err...
speak for yourself.
Thorn: Aren't lions meant to
be brave?
Lenny: Haven't you ever seen
The Wizard of Oz?
Thorn: Well, you just gotta
remember, gothic creatures from Hell are people too.
Bo: Thorn, we need your help...
Thorn: What's the trouble?
Bo: This big evil is invading
our dimension and the two dimensions surrounding it. We need someone
of your power to help us fight it.
Thorn: Oh...
Bo: We would really be grateful
and you wouldn't be gone long...
Thorn: Well, you did help us.
I would like to repay my debt.
Lenny: Thank you, Thorn.
*Ana comes running up the hill towards them.*
Ana: Thorn! *Pants, trying to
catch her breath.* You're... going... away?
Thorn: *Nods* It's very important,
Ana. I must go, but I won't be gone long.
Ana: But, but
what if
you don't come back...?
Thorn: I will come back. I promise.
Ana: But what if something happens
while you're gone?
*Bo and Lenny walk over to the side and whisper to each other. After
a few seconds, they come back.*
Bo: Would you like Lenny to
stay and take care of things while Thorn and I are gone?
Ana: That'd be better, I s'pose.
Lenny: *Bows low and then straightens
up.* It would be an honour.
Tifanel: *Quietly.* Geez, I
guess we're not tough enough on our own. *Walks inside the castle.*
Ana:
Make sure you do come back, Thorn, 'cos I'll kill
ya if you don't.
Thorn: *Lowers
his head and laughs quietly.* Yeah...I will. *Thorn picks up Bo,
spreads his wings and turns to everyone.* I will be back.
*And with that, Thorn and Bo Teleport away.*
Lenny: He will, you know.
*Kitzie comes running out of the castle, looking excited.*
Kitzie: Did I hear Bo?
Lenny: Err... yeah.
Kitzie: Hey! Another furry friend! *Glomps Lenny.*
Lenny: *Looks shocked.* Err...
Ana: *Quietly
to herself.* I can't believe that's Kitzie...
Kitzie: *Lets go of Lenny and goes to Ana.* You're that sneezy cupboard
girl.
Ana: Uh,
yes.
Kitzie: Why are you still here? Why don't you go home?
Ana: Because.
Kitzie: Okay! *Hugs Lenny some more.*
*Lenny starts to fly a little, letting Kitzie hang off him.*
Lenny: *Laughs.*
Kitzie: Whee!
*Lenny flies back down.*
Kitzie: Fun!
Ana: *Grins
some.* Hey Kitzie. Do you wanna know your fortune?
Kitzie: Huh?
Ana: *Laughs
mysteriously.* I can tell you your future. *Makes swirly hand movements.*
Kitzie: Um, okay! Do I marry a handsome doggy when I grow up?
Lenny: Bo?
Kitzie: Yeah, yeah!
Ana: You
don't marry him, sorry.
Kitzie: Awww, nuts.
Lenny: He's already married!
Kitzie: Doesn't bother me!
Ana: *Pokes
Kitzie gently on the nose.* Yeah, but with your job and all you're
too busy for romance. *Stares off into the distance.* Too busy for
me
everyone is...
Lenny: Are you from the future
or something?
Ana: Good
work, Sherlock.
Lenny: Affairs of the future
should be left to the future!
Ana: Stop
it, you remind me of Thorn. If you'd seen my world, you'd be pretty
darn glad you're here and not there.
Lenny: If you're upset with
the way your world is, you make it better. It's what we in Homeworld
have always sworn to do!
Ana: *Goes
quiet for a moment.*
Lenny: Messing around with the
passage of time is stupid and selfish! It could have serious repercussions
on the future!
Ana: *Looks
very guilty and tears form in her eyes. She runs off into the castle.*
Lenny: Oh no, I made her cry
Kitzie: Poor Sneezy... *Thinks for a moment.* I wonder if there's
any ice cream left? *Runs off into the castle as well.*
Lenny: Great first impression
I've just made...
*Kuja is passing through the Entrance Hall and turns to Lenny.*
Kuja: Standing
in the doorway, yes, I've heard it's all the rage.
Lenny: Oh, sorry sir...*Steps
towards Kuja.* I wasn't sure there was anyone else here.
Kuja: Talking
animals seem to be a trend these days.
Lenny: With all due respect,
sir, humans are animals too.
Kuja: *Smiles
in a strange way.* I'm not human.
Lenny: Oh! Well...
Kuja: And
please, don't call me sir. It just doesn't sound right. The name's
Kuja, and you are?
Lenny: I am Lenny, sir... Kuja
Lenny Le'Leerien. I am a friend of Bo's. Both Bo and your friend
Thorn have travelled back to my home to fight an evil. It was Bo's
wish that I stay here and assist you and your friends in Thorn's
absence.
Kuja: Assist
us? What, are you here to fetch the paper in or something?
Lenny: If you do not feel you
require my services, Kuja, then I shall of course leave.
Kuja: Oh,
no, no. I'm sure we can find some use for you. I'm sure you'd make
a lovely throw rug, or you'd be an excellent draft excluder.
Lenny: Exparus! *The
air around Lenny starts to become very hot and the temperature keeps
increasing.*
Kuja: Ah,
now I get it. You're a space heater!
Lenny: *Looks disappointed.*
Nul. *The air becomes room temperature again.*
Kuja: *Laughs
some.* Oh, I'm sorry. Have I upset you?
Lenny: No, it's just... where
I come from, beings respect other beings. We are grateful for their
time and effort and are polite to new acquaintances.
Kuja: Well,
where I come from, there's no time to be a nice guy. You have to
be tough to survive or else you'll end up dead.
Lenny: Not different from my
home world, believe me, but we have built our society on trust and
respect and not on insults and ingratitude.
Kuja: Sorry,
but you're not in your precious little home world any more, and
if you can't handle my insults and ingratitude, why don't you run
on home?
Ana: You
big meanie!
*Ana, who's obviously been eavesdropping, jumps out from behind
a doorway and jumps on Kuja, knocking him down. She hits him repeatedly.*
Ana: Why
do you always have to be so nasty?
Kuja: Get
off me! *Picks her up and throws her off him.*
Lenny: *Goes to Ana.* Are you
okay?
Ana: *Rubs
her backside.* No, daddy's being so horrible to you and I don't
like it.
Kuja: *Looks
very annoyed.* I'm not your father! How could I spawn an annoying
little twerp like you?
*Ana seems really hurt and looks like she is going to cry again.
Lenny puts him arms around her.*
Lenny: Don't worry. It's okay.
*Kuja is looking closely at Ana, a thoughtful expression on his
face.*
Ana: *Stares
back at him.* What's your problem?
Kuja: You've
got my hair
*Touches the feather like strands of hair on the
top of Ana's head.*
Lenny: *Lets go of Ana.* You've
only just noticed?
Kuja: I've
only just looked. It can't be, you've got my eyes too.
Ana: Now
do you believe me?
Kuja: *Smirks
some.* So, if you are indeed my daughter, then what you have been
saying about the future is all true, then?
Ana: Yeah,
I wouldn't lie about it.
Lenny: What about the future?
Kuja: She
said that I shall be married to her mother in the future.
Lenny: I'm surprised you weren't
married to her already.
Kuja: Unfortunately
not.
Lenny: Serious repercussions...
Ana: What
do you mean by that?
Lenny: You could be doing damage
to the future, coming back and telling people what is to be. You
could be making the future worse!
Ana: Hah,
anything will be better than my future.
Lenny: Not if you keep changing
things! You might not even be affecting just your future life!
Ana: What
else might I be affecting?
Lenny: I... don't really know.
Ana: Well,
I'm gonna take my chances.
Lenny: ...
Kuja: So,
Ana, what's the future like?
Lenny: You shouldn't be meddling
about in the future like this!
Kuja: Oh,
go find Dorothy and the Tin Man.
Ana: Well,
it's pretty different. Mum has spent a lot of time earning the respect
back of our people and she's a pretty good Queen now. And you set
up the first Magick Temple in Dalin and reside as High Mage there.
Kuja: A Magick Temple in Dalin?
Now that's something I've got to see to believe.
Ana: Yeah,
and uncle Lierlo is apprenticed to you up at the temple. He's getting
pretty good at the basics now.
Kuja: Hahaha
I suppose that's all he can manage now he's no longer a true Spirit.
And what's become of old Tifanel?
Ana: He
commands the royal guard, the Kitsune Knights. Kitzie joined up
with them just recently so she never has time to play with me anymore.
Kuja: And
Thorn?
Ana: *Quietly.*
He went away and never came back.
Kuja: Oh...
Any particular reason why?
Ana: I
don't know.
Kuja: Yes,
the future sounds pretty good to me. What's so wrong with it that
made you come back here?
Ana: Maybe
I shouldn't say, it might have... *Mocks Lenny's voice.*
Serious
repercussions.
Lenny: Listen to what I say,
or you will pay the consequences.
Ana: Cash
or charge?
Lenny: Like father
*Looks
to Kuja.*
Like daughter. *Looks to Ana.*
*Ana and Kuja look at each other and grin the same grin.*
Ana: Oooh,
I'm so scared. I mustn't tell people of what the future brings because
I'll have to listen to a big dopey lion lecturing me.
Lenny: *Starts to look angry.*
Take that back...
Kuja: Please
excuse my daughter, I mean, you're not all that big, are you?
Lenny: If you don't leave the
power of time to work as nature intends, I shall be forced to stop
you.
Ana: Oooh,
what'cha gonna do?
Kuja: Probably
moan about it for the next 50 years.
Lenny: *Raises his hands.* Lovum!
*Sparks of fire shoot out of Lenny's hands and home onto Ana
and Kuja.*
Kuja: Nullify! *A red
light shines around them and washes the fire away.* So you want
to play rough, do you? I can do that. But if we're going to fight,
we should take this outside. I'm sure Laurenza would not appreciate
any more walls gaining holes.
Lenny: I don't want to fight
you... I just want you to think about the consequences of your actions...
Kuja: If
you didn't want to fight, you shouldn't have thrown your silly little
fireballs at me.
Ana: Dad,
don't cause trouble. *Climbs on Kuja's back and pulls at the sides
of his mouth.*
Kuja: Ow
aah, Ana schtop it. *Pushes her off and turns back to Lenny. * You
attacked me. Where I come from, that's a challenge, and I don't
like to back down from a challenge. Fight me.
Lenny: No.
Kuja: Fine,
fine. Ana will just continue 'upsetting the course of time' and
there is nothing you can do about it.
*Lenny looks down at the ground, thinking hard.*
Kuja: Oh
well, no fun for me today. *Turns from Lenny and he Ana go on their
way.*
Lenny: Wait!
Kuja: *Turns.*
Change your mind?
Lenny: Promise me... that you'll
stop messing around with your future, or else I'll f-fight you.
Kuja: I
promise I won't mess around with the future, but I don't know about
Ana...
Ana: I'm
sorry, Lenny, but I'm on a mission. I can't stop what I'm doing.
Lenny: Ana, I promised my best
friend that I would help everybody in this castle as much as I could.
I know that your future may not be something you like, but it's
not an excuse to start meddling with other people's lives. That's
selfish and stupid. You should go back to your own time zone before
anything is affected.
Ana: Ha,
bit late for that.
Lenny: Not if you go back now.
You'll only make things worse if you stay here.
Ana: I
can't make it worse than it is right now. I won't return to my own
time until Thorn comes back.
Lenny: Okay, but you have to
stop telling other people about their future.
Ana: Okay,
I've only told dad and I said a little something to Thorn but it
wasn't too major, I guess.
*Lenny nods.*
Kuja: Oh
dear, looks like you'll have to fight me after all.
Lenny: What?
Kuja: That
was your conditions: if Ana didn't stop meddling with time, you
would fight me. She's staying here, so you've got to fight.
Lenny: *Sighs.* A friendly battle
?
Kuja: Of
course. I wouldn't fight you to the death, not unless you really
annoyed me.
Lenny: *Bows.* Then I shall
take the same courtesy.
Kuja: *Throws
down some flash powder and they all teleport out into the grounds.*
Are you ready?
Lenny: *Gets into battle stance.*
Ready.
Kuja: As
I'm such a nice guy, I'll let you make the first move.
Lenny: Flaming Tear!
*He spins around and fire shoots out of his eyes towards Kuja.*
Kuja: Cascade Tunnel!
*Quenches the fire with a water pillar spell and gives Lenny a good
drenching at the same time.* Is that all you've got?
Lenny: Um
*Looks nervous
and holds his hands towards the air. A blinding light fills the
air and a blue dog like Bo, but with black ears and a heart symbol
on her chest, appears before them.*
Dog: No,
he's got me. *The dog turns towards Lenny.* Great news Lenny, the
evil covering Homeworld has gone.
Lenny: That was quick.
Dog: We
multitasked.
Lenny: *Raises his eyebrow.*
Dog: Okay,
time Magick was involved.
Kuja: Another talking
animal
Ana: I
think Lu started a trend.
Dog: Did
I interrupt something?
Lenny: No, I summoned you. I'm
glad the fighting's all over.
Kuja: Don't
think our fight is. That was pathetic.
Lenny: Oh, sorry Kuja.
Dog: This
is why you summoned me? You couldn't take this wimp out by yourself?
Kuja: Who
are you calling a wimp? But I'm glad you joined us, Miss Canine.
You're just in time for the main act.
Dog: Sorry,
wimpy. I didn't finish telling my story. *The dog turns back to
Lenny.*
Kuja: Grrr.
Dog: Yes,
we used time Magick to make the huge battles pass in no time at
all. Bo didn't want to leave you alone with an insane man called
Kuja for too long, and that Dark Angel said he wanted to get back
to the castle as soon as possible. We were just about to come here
by ourselves, until I was rudely interrupted...
Kuja: Insane?
Hah! Stupid talking dog
I may be a little twisted, warped
and stark raving mad but I am not insane! *Grins.*
Jo: *Turns
around and grins at Kuja.* You're Kuja, eh? I'm Jo.
Kuja: Charmed,
I'm sure.
Ana: *Steps
out from behind Kuja.* Hi, I'm Ana. *Waves.*
Jo: Well,
Thorn was going to come along soon, and I might as well just take
Lenny back to Homeworld now that I'm here
unless of course
you want to finish your battle... *Looks at Lenny.*
By yourselves...
Lenny: *Smiles nervously.*
Kuja: Scared,
lion boy?
Lenny: No.
Kuja: I've
got a wonderful treat in store for you.
*Lenny and Jo look at each other, worried.*
Kuja: I'd
watch who you call a wimp...
*The sky darkens and Lenny and Jo are now ankle deep in water. Suddenly
something rises out of the water in front of them. It is a giant
fish. On its back rides sits a humongous bull with a four thousand
eyes, ears, nostrils mouths and feet. There is a colossal sea serpent
wrapped around the bull. Resting on the bull's back is a huge ruby,
on top of which stands Kuja.*
Kuja: Mighty Kujata! Unleash
your fury upon these pathetic creatures! *The serpent creates
a tidal wave, the fish creates ice spears, the bull forms lightning
from its horns and Kuja creates fire. The uber powerful magic is
then directed at Lenny and Jo. The sky then returns to normal and
the sea and the animals disappear as quickly as if it was nothing
more than an illusion.*
Jo: EXPLARMUNIE! Talu mata,
tempuirie, intenfele! *The Magick slows down.* Lenny, you really
have to learn to battle by yourself.
Kuja: Swift forces, give
my powers velocity! Speed Up! *The Magick regains speed.*
Jo: Seeyoulaterbye!
*Jo and Lenny vanish, back to Homeworld. The Magick explodes on
to the ground where they stood creating a huge crater.*
Kuja: Never
heard an incantation quite like that one...
*Quiet applause is heard behind them.*
Ana: Huh?
Who's there? *She and Kuja turn around to find Thorn is standing
there.*
Thorn: It's
good to be back.
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